i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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