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My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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