But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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