We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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