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Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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