I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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