On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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