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im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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