i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
they need to just BURY HIM!
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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