That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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