You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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