Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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