Your tits are I can't wait for
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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