do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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