is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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