I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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