And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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