Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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