you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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