She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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