he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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