Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
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It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
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