Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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