My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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