Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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