You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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