I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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