I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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