I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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