that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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