After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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