are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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