she was so not down for the gang bang
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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