What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
