All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
wanna go halves on a baby?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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