And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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