did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
you made out with another girl for some wings
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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