Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.