My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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