I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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