I heard we made out
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I currently don't understand fingers.
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