That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
jump out the window naked night went bad
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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