This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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