I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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