The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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