My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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