It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
try to milk me bitch
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