Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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