You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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