i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
So squirting runs in the family.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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