omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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