I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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