i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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